u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life
Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM
Sheldon is the sweetest creature ever!
This may be the cutest/sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.
I LOVE SHELDON SO MUCH
AND OMG HE’S A LOT SMALLER THAN I THOUGHT
Music piracy in the ’60s
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
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