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bumfoozled:

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THE PAST TWENTY MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THIS WAS PURPOSEFUL OR NOT

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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pretty-pink-pliceman:

What my parents think I do when home alone:

What I actually do:

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